Professor of Bimbo Studies 🔞🏳️‍⚧️

Men, wear skirts. This is not a command but it is a very strong suggestion. This goes especially for cishet dudes but can apply to all men. Here's why you should:

1) signals you're chill about gender, which is a very attractive trait
2) creates an atmosphere where it's safer and more normalized for people who were assigned male to experiment with their gender presentation, which as a trans woman is very appealing to me and makes me want to have sex with you
3) men look really good in skirts actually and anyone who says they don't is lying or gatekeeping (but NOT girlbossing)
4) skirts can be lifted up for easy access AND act as a privacy curtain for your partner. And dudes, I know how much you love a dual-purpose tool 🔧

Sep 6, 2023 at 12:39pmWeb
Show threadProfessor of Bimbo Studies 🔞🏳️‍⚧️Sep 6, 2023
Oh, just thought of another reason men should wear skirts:
5) will turn off homophobic women and generally anyone who has insecurities around femininity, making it a great shit-filter
Show threadFuzzy Peach (moving to 4bear)Sep 7, 2023
@siliconchemist 6) they can be swishy and lovely to wear, and feel great to tuck your feet up under on the sofa or floor, and decent ones have pockets too!
Show threadDisco After DarkSep 7, 2023
@siliconchemist
Also super duper comfortable!
Show threadHarish NarayananSep 7, 2023

@siliconchemist I explicitly put in a personal ad that I’m looking for a woman, cis or trans.

And a cis woman told me that I seemed nice but she was turned off because of my definition of woman was too broad for her.

What a great filter it’s ended up being.

I’m going to have to try your skirt idea.

Show threadIzzy's Old AccountSep 6, 2023
@siliconchemist all I'm saying is that the ancient romans were onto something with them being standard equipment
Show threadProfessor of Bimbo Studies 🔞🏳️‍⚧️Sep 6, 2023
@izaya 💯
Show threadnevSep 6, 2023
@siliconchemist 5) a market for skirts for men will encourage more designers to add pockets to their skirts
Show threadProfessor of Bimbo Studies 🔞🏳️‍⚧️Sep 6, 2023
@nev true, tho they should also add pockets to more women's skirts just because
Show threadnevSep 6, 2023
@siliconchemist heartily agreed!!
Show threadDefiance!Sep 6, 2023

@nev OK, now we're talking! A skirt gives a lot of space for many, many pockets.

@siliconchemist

Show threadCharles J Gervasi ⚡🛡️🥥Sep 7, 2023
@siliconchemist They introduced them in #Startrek #TNG in 1987, but they were unfortunately abandoned shortly after that.
Show threadLt. Commander ReggieSep 7, 2023
@cgervasi @siliconchemist if an employer’s dress code says you cannot wear shorts in the office, skirts or even skorts are a valid alternative 🖖🏻🖤🤎🩷🩵🩶🤍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Show threadSpottyfox斑狐狸Sep 8, 2023
@cgervasi @siliconchemist Heck yeah, skants
Show thread@richh has movedSep 7, 2023
@siliconchemist visiting temples in Bali was a bit of a revelation. Sarongs (admittedly over shorts - what’s the skort equiv. - sharong?) kept the sun off, beautifully cool. With those arguments over boys not being allowed shorts for school in summer (and rocking up in skirts), it’s about time someone did a westernised sarong-type garment for school and work wear. Choice of long skirts in summer-weight fabrics can be limited - designers assume shorter skirts for summer.