Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.

getting up at 4:15am

Wife: “Babe why so early?”

PC: “Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins.”

Later

Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there’s a line of patriots waiting already!

Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.