Complimentary mini muffins

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Complimentary mini muffins - sh.itjust.works

A second mini muffin has hit my stomach.
It’s an inside scone!
Body heat can’t melt chocolate chip!!!
Sounds like we need to launch Operation Dessert Storm
And get Saddam in custardy.
My cholesterol level is under attack
Mini muffins are like mini cupcakes which are already a smaller version of a cake. How cheap can they be
A lot less than 911
Slow down Kevin
God I just noticed the logo looks like two towers falling as well. *chefs kiss
I believe there was a Marriott hotel that collapsed from the debris of one of the towers

Werent there like 5 other buildings that got fucked up due to wpwt syndrome?

This is why I must eat 7 mini muffins, not just 2.

That’s the first thing I noticed! Wait what else is there to notice?
insane if true
Pixels, etc. It’s obviously not real.
This is old and, apparently, true. huffpost.com/…/marriott-september-11-9_n_3907684
Marriott Hotel Offers Free Mini Muffins 'In Remembrance Of Those We Lost On 9/11' (PHOTO) (UPDATE)

This Was A Really, Really Bad Idea

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Lmfao I can’t believe anyone thought that was a good idea.
Never underestimate human stupidity
I really hope this is fake
Marriott Hotel Offers Free Mini Muffins 'In Remembrance Of Those We Lost On 9/11' (PHOTO) (UPDATE)

This Was A Really, Really Bad Idea

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Marriott making sure they cover their asses on this one whew
Seems like the kind of shit a manager pulls and ends up getting reamed by corporate over later
Reminds me of that mattress commercial
I don’t understand
It’s a really crappy and tasteless way to “remember” something so serious and tragic as 9/11, Understand now?
How is this a meme? Who’s upvoting this shit?
Just lil ol me 😉

Yeah, tragic events become officially funny after 22.3 years. Everyone knows that’s the rule. They just got to wait till December 29, 2023 now.

/s outhpark

I don’t really think they’re complaining about it being funny. This isn’t /c/funny, this is /c/memes. This clearly isn’t a meme.
Oh yeah, that’s a problem with this community overall, the mods need to deal with it
This guy hates us for our freedoms!
Please tell me the tine rabge is based on the plane hits
The time range is based on the plane hits.
Hey, I had some of Marriot's Kristallnacht Bagel Bonanza, and the schmear was to die for.
Did they at least make small towers of the mini muffins? Knock them over and finalize a pretty shitty tribute?
I feel like the cutoff should be 4 minutes earlier than it is.
Much like the ripple effect of 9/11 it should start at 9:11 and then go on forever for some bizarre reason

crumbs tumbling down my chin onto my greasy shirt while I mumble

Never forget

i feel like this is very easy to fake, just need a 8.5x11 display thing, some muffins, a printer, some sort of fiddly-delicate little tongs, and so on

i mean or photoshop but i do love the concept of course

I don’t get it
that’s understandable, the tone deafness in the pic could fly over peoples’ heads
Speaking of tone deafness, you know what surprisingly didn’t fly over peoples heads?
This image is still funny
These muffins taste like asbestos.
I’m making muffins asbestos I can!

Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.

getting up at 4:15am

Wife: “Babe why so early?”

PC: “Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins.”

Later

Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there’s a line of patriots waiting already!

Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.

Its enough suffering hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.
What are you doing chef?! You’ve ruined it! God, this is the worst 9/11.
“This is the 9/11 of 9/11s.”
Oven heat cán melt chocolate chips!
“Oven fuel doesn’t melt the muffin tray!”
It’s what they would have wanted.
0845-0915 that’s all the consideration corporate has time for
well it wasn’t the holocaust or anything