Complimentary mini muffins
Complimentary mini muffins
Werent there like 5 other buildings that got fucked up due to wpwt syndrome?
This is why I must eat 7 mini muffins, not just 2.
Yeah, tragic events become officially funny after 22.3 years. Everyone knows that’s the rule. They just got to wait till December 29, 2023 now.
/s outhpark
crumbs tumbling down my chin onto my greasy shirt while I mumble
Never forget
i feel like this is very easy to fake, just need a 8.5x11 display thing, some muffins, a printer, some sort of fiddly-delicate little tongs, and so on
i mean or photoshop but i do love the concept of course
Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.
getting up at 4:15am
Wife: “Babe why so early?”
PC: “Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins.”
Later
Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there’s a line of patriots waiting already!
Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.