have you ever had to read an email that was so stupid it made you curse physics for allowing electrons to flow through conductors

@qdot

Yes. But a few decades ago we cursed paper, pens, typewriters, carbon paper and photocopiers, the goddamn printing press, etc.

@qdot no, but I think everyone who's gotten an email from me has…
@qdot reply with the phrase "you should be ashamed that the electricity company had to make electricity to deliver that message" similar to "you should be ashamed the mailman had to carry that letter"
@qdot No, but I have read emails so stupid I felt dumber at the end.