altTom Scott stole anons gf
Imagine being mad at the dude rather than his girlfriend ditching him like that.
“My girlfriend loves me, it’s just these evil men that manipulated her and seduced her. Waaaaaahhhhh 😭”
My father used to love saying: “It takes two to tango”
Did your mom cheat a lot?
No. His father was an amateur dancer.
BeigeAgendaAlways bragging to his son about how good hi was at dancing.
… It takes two to tango … Yes! We know you are good at dancing dad!