altTom Scott stole anons gf
Imagine being mad at the dude rather than his girlfriend ditching him like that.
“My girlfriend loves me, it’s just these evil men that manipulated her and seduced her. Waaaaaahhhhh 😭”
My father used to love saying: “It takes two to tango”
Did your mom cheat a lot?
No. His father was an amateur dancer.
BeigeAgendaAlways bragging to his son about how good hi was at dancing.
… It takes two to tango … Yes! We know you are good at dancing dad!
He used it in the context that whenever either me or my brother complained to him about something, it was because both parties usually were guilty of starting shit and just one of us was complaining about it.
I…think I’ve misunderstood that phrase and used it out of context. Which explains the weird look I got from my wife two years ago.
I’m sure she knows I’m an idiot, but it’s possible she thinks I’ve cheated on her at some point.