Andy Osira
Beavarah 
[God creating humans] And when they’ve lived approximately half their lives, make their bodies hurt for no reason, give them permanent indigestion and ensure they never get adequate rest again until they die.
Topher 🌱🐧💚Half?!
RacerX@beaveinflow dark. u okay?
@RacerX haha yes 😂 just tired with pain and indigestion
Deep State Dude@beaveinflow and give them existential dread too, for good measure.
Legit_Spaghetti@beaveinflow "Basically, make the second half the punishment for everything they did in the first half."
okanogen VerminEnemyFromWithin@beaveinflow
Design their teeth for half their lifespan and make sure the #1 and #2 ports lose predictable function.
Design their teeth for half their lifespan and make sure the #1 and #2 ports lose predictable function.
glasspshr@Okanogen @beaveinflow well hey the latter part adds to the excitement
ferricoxide@ferricoxide 😨 you need more sleep!
@beaveinflow
Other than weeks where I've been ill or extremely active (think 2-4 day, 12+ hour/day music festivals), I've been averaging a shade over 5.5 hours of sleep per day since 2014. Apparently, inherited one of the "short sleep" genes from my dad's side of the family.
Other than weeks where I've been ill or extremely active (think 2-4 day, 12+ hour/day music festivals), I've been averaging a shade over 5.5 hours of sleep per day since 2014. Apparently, inherited one of the "short sleep" genes from my dad's side of the family.
Paul Cantrell@beaveinflow @Okanogen
One of my dad’s sayings: “Nature doesn’t give a damn about you once you’re past breeding age”
One of my dad’s sayings: “Nature doesn’t give a damn about you once you’re past breeding age”
David™ 🍔🍕🍗🌮@beaveinflow God (god) created healthcare in Canada with much better resources to address gastritis.
It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️@beaveinflow They say life is short. And in some ways they're right. But it's also long and full of back pain.
Jason Pettus 
@beaveinflow For what it's worth, God only meant for this to last a few years; it's humans who have figured out how to have this situation last an entire half of our lives.
LAUREN@beaveinflow And some will worship me for this
@beaveinflow Jeez, Donnie, I can see someone here doesn't want to be cheered up, so let's go get a lane…
Judi AndersonNo lies detected.
ChrisAshtear@beaveinflow did you miss orientation day? :D
