Mastodawn

Wait till they find out the beer mandated is Bud Light.
https://www.comicsands.com/jean-pierre-doocy-biden-beer-2664666144.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

Karine Jean-Pierre Left Dumbfounded After Peter Doocy Asks If Biden Will Limit Beer Consumption

Nice try, but no.

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𝐉𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫 Aug 31, 2023

@georgetakei What's really scary is that the FDA recommends consuming one ounce of fiber per day, which means that we can expect Biden's jackbooted government thugs to be breaking down our doors and force-feeding us shredded wheat any day now.

@jonberger 😂😂😂

@jonberger @georgetakei Or metamucil and a funnel. lol

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Ian Lurie Aug 31, 2023

@georgetakei Please, please PLEASE tell me this is going to be a GOP rally chant: "Four more beers! Four more beers!"

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AutistiCritic Aug 31, 2023

@georgetakei Seriously, how many of these clueless idiots are there? 😬

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Eddie the Bulldog Aug 31, 2023

@georgetakei the comeback here is that the president supports the right to choose when it comes to healthcare issues - like abortion.

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James Gleick Aug 31, 2023

@georgetakei I wish she had handled that better. “I’ll leave it to the experts” is a terrible punt. What she means is,

“Of course we’re not going to limit how much beer you can drink. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Why do you people at Fox keep peddling such nonsense? Any health advice our scientists decide to offer will be exactly that: advice, as always.”

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