The Programmers' Credo, via the ineffable pinboard, Maciej Ceglowsi. Yes I had this bronzed myself. Twice, one for me, one for him. And we deserve every bit of it! 😉

I was thinking of this when revisiting a particular blog post: https://blog.codinghorror.com/doing-terrible-things-to-your-code/

or as Steve Yegge once said, "shit's easy syndrome."

Doing Terrible Things To Your Code

In 1992, I thought I was the best programmer in the world. In my defense, I had just graduated from college, this was pre-Internet, and I lived in Boulder, Colorado working in small business jobs where I was lucky to even hear about other programmers much less meet them. I

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@codinghorror Wherein I am quoted. My one, singular claim to fame, that tweet.
@Sempf it's a great fucking tweet! 🎉

@codinghorror I copied it here, somewhere.

Oh, here it is:

https://infosec.exchange/@Sempf/109373694338815636

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QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

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