User: I accidentally opened vim. How do you even quit this thing?

me: that's their adoption strategy. it's Hotel California of text editors

@nixCraft now try 'dte'
@nixCraft spoiler: ALT-X to get the : prompt, then either 'exit' if you haven't made any changes, or 'quit -f' if you have, because for some reason if you haven't changed anything 'quit' is an unknown command