Who are you always going to be rude to and why?

https://lemmy.world/post/4023544

Who are you always going to be rude to and why? - Lemmy.world

I’m rude to debt collectors who call me trying to collect debts from people who happen to once have had the same phone number as I once did. Like, I’m not who you’re trying to collect from, fuck off. I’m also rude to generally any scam caller, they’re some of the few people I take great pleasure in telling off because I can get away with it. They’re scammy assholes, what’re they gonna do? Cry to the authorities? Knowing that they’re pieces of shit who scam people out of money? Good fucking luck.

Anyone who refers to me by an infantilizing or dehumanizing term. Call me “girl” or “honey” or “female” when all my male peers are “men” or “gentlemen” and they can eff right off.

“Sure, sport”. “You’re welcome, tiger.” “No problem, little buddy.”

I keep hoping someone will keep up the stupid pet names with me so I can just make the responses more and more absurd every time, but they generally stop after the first one. I have sooooo many ideas in the tank and I’m just waiting for the excuse to call someone porkchop or pickleface.