I’ll never understand why people put Steve Jobs on a pedestal. He might have been a very astute businessman , but by all accounts he was a horrible human being and a colossal prick.

He used to eat only fruit and smelled like shit, he’s my hero for that one

Say what you want about Steve Jobs, he’s the guy who killed Steve Jobs

Oh that’s so hilariously dark.

I think I’ve heard that as a Hitler joke. Say what you want about Hitler, at lease he killed Hitler.

That’s more fitting. It’s a miss on Steve Jobs though. For one he didn’t kill himself, cancer did. And for another he’s objectively not a bad person, he could just be a prick.

He had a very treatable cancer that was found in the early stages and was given an excellent prognosis, but in his infinite megalomaniac manner he decided he knew better than the doctors and opted to treat his cancer at home with with homeopathic remedies. His home made new age “cures” clearly didn’t work and by the time he finally decided to get proper treatment his cancer had metastasized and he was beyond help… sounds to me like he played a large hand in his own demise so the joke plays.

He thought his fruitarian diet would help him against pancreatic cancer. He tried to fight P.C. with apples.

Oranges, actually. Ironic

Oranges actually have a fairly low iron content.