pestplay
is there beef
a more important question
shmapoo and conditioner
mamma mia

handbinding my immortal

(genuinely one of the best things I have ever seen)

(A/N I included as little of the actual text as possible in the alt because Enoby's writing style is gonna be hell on screenreaders. DUN LIKE DUN LISSN)

mr wallbachev
foreman
hapsburg gas
ghosts of people who died in the hospital
for morale
julius xi/xir
jestergirls
your boyfriend's a stag now
state sanctioned violence barbie
top 5 bloodborne weapons
nutsacktorturer
take us away boys
imagine all the people
crochet
yugoslavia
pork prism
mushroom
tintin
a demigod walking among mortals
uruk-hai scimitar
seahorse mannerisms
dogs dont see colour like we do
james team rocket
depressed catman
sloppy penis optimisation
marcus aurelius
the body of the gluten free christ
jerry is here
plorn
both a pun and also fucking loss
italian manwhore summer
funky dudes
a class on what
a clinically insane yet correct take

@stavvers

LOL!

Is it wrong to hope that SNL picks up on this and we have a whole Drag Queen Trump arc or even reframe the Republican primary debates as a Drag show with musical numbers? Might give George Santos ideas though, or an unfair advantage.