THEY FOUND A NO-SHIT BRAIN WORM!!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

BRAIN WORMS ARE COMING FOR US!!!!

AAAGH!! PANIC!!!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/aug/28/live-worm-living-womans-brain-australia-depression-forgetfulness

‘Oh my god’: live worm found in Australian woman’s brain in world-first discovery

Woman complained of forgetfulness and depression before doctors pulled out an 8cm roundworm normally found in pythons

The Guardian
@cstross No reason to panic, I am sure that was just a one-time anomaly. No reason to ask for scans for your various leaders in government for potential brain worm infestation. Everyone should just wait until next Spring when our numbers are sufficient to infect the rest of the populace...errr...umm... Forget what I said. Everything is fine...