People greatly underestimate the value of libraries in our society. Here's some FREE things you can do at any library:

-Write your greatest enemy an anonymous letter, claiming to have hidden money in a local library book.

-Disguise yourself as a librarian, and offer to help your greatest enemy find the book they seek.

-Murder your greatest enemy in a secluded corner where no witnesses will be present.

-Hide the body behind the shelf of Guy Fieri cookbooks, where it will never be found.