Mastodawn

Low Quality Facts Jul 30, 2023

People greatly underestimate the value of libraries in our society. Here's some FREE things you can do at any library:

-Write your greatest enemy an anonymous letter, claiming to have hidden money in a local library book.

-Disguise yourself as a librarian, and offer to help your greatest enemy find the book they seek.

-Murder your greatest enemy in a secluded corner where no witnesses will be present.

-Hide the body behind the shelf of Guy Fieri cookbooks, where it will never be found.

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Cinemaofdreams

@lowqualityfacts These are great & helpful ideas. Haven't used a library since my local library took an architectural masterpiece & painted it kitchen yellow. Then, the librarian forbade people from using the elevator to the 2nd floor. Will have to see if any of those cookbooks reside in a discreet place. May be able to drag her corpse out of the duck pond, & put it there. Poor ducks have suffered long enough :)