@RickiTarr @cpm at boarding school, aged 10, I had a crush on a boy, John. I’d go to Bible Study (though always been agnostic) because he was a Christian, and we’d all sing a hymn at the end & hold hands. It ended one day, during the prayer, when after after desperate holding it in, an enormous loud fart came out. Matron was taken aback, then said, “the devil made you do it Heather”. More likely it was the cabbage at lunch 😂. I was mortified…but it cured my crush 😂