Fellow educators:

1) Don't do cop shit.
2) Don't pay for a service that does cop shit.
3) Don't trust claims of system performance without documentation.
4) DO educate your students about what ChatGPT is and why they wouldn't want to use it.

Screen caps from some spam I received just now:

@emilymbender Classroom idea: after students turn in their homework, have an oral exam to check their knowledge of the topic against what they wrote. Catch them red-handed not knowing anything.