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BonesOfTheMoonUnsalted saltines are just wrong though.
Those are just “ines”
squibletIt’s like some sort of absorbent material used to clean up spills
It’s basically wallpaper paste.
VeedemI love a good sleeve of saltines and I’m a grown ass man with a family and house and all that jazz.
I too love sleeve of saltines.
Usually with cheese.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆My dad eats saltines with butter. Not peanut butter. Butter butter.
It is good, like eating a buttered roll but crunchy.
band_on_the_runButtered saltine club, represent!
Ok, you have to try them with President brand butter. It’s a cultured butter from France. It’s the most buttery tasting butter my tastebuds have ever tasted. It’s all I buy now.
I’ve seen it at Publix and Walmart. If you can find it give it a try. It’s better than Kerrygold.
jballsIt’s better than Kerrygold.
I like how you threw this out there expecting all of us to be butter connoisseurs.
Hey. People that know butter know kerrygold. Stating that it’s better than kerrygold is a bold claim.
You’re now a proto-butter-connoisseurs
It may be a few days, it may be a few weeks, but you’re going to be walking past the dairy section in the supermarket and the golden oblong that is Kerrygold is going to call out to you.
That said, if you can get lurpak over there, I think I prefer it to Kerrygold personally
Plugra master race
Are you my kid?
Hey, empty the dishwasher.
KIM_JONG_JUICEBOXMaybe he’s my kid. We should do a DNA test.
Grammaton ClericI used to eat white rice with butter. Add salt or sugar depending on mood.
That’s basically a Ritz but simpler.
My Grandma taught me to butter the saltines when we have Chili and to scoop a little chili on the butter saltine. I might need to make some chili tonight now haha
soren446You’re grandma knows what’s up. That’s the best way to eat chili
My grandma taught me to wash and reuse ziplock bags.
It was difficult for me to not downvote this comment haha
For the disgust or an implied perception I think it’s gross? 🤔
FWIW: I don’t dislike it; but I prefer PB.
My personal disgust. It's probably not as bad as I think though, in fact I'm hungry right now and it doesn't sound nearly as bad.
I know I sound disgusting, but sometimes I eat saltines and straight up dip them in butter like it’s a dip. It’s good.
Shit whips. It’s like buttered toast but crunchier and amazing for chili
I mean, American butter or European?
Europe has their own butter too?
rbosYou ferment the milk before making butter. Very good. You’re basically making it out of yogurt or sour cream.
Yea essentially the requirements to call a product ‘butter’ are stricter in Europe and American butter can have a higher water content / lower fat content than European butter. Check out this video for more info: youtu.be/gBfFpSMvstU
How to Make French Butter | Chef Jean-Pierre
Flying SquidThat doesn’t sound bad.
It goes great with chicken soup!
I used to do this, but between a pair of saltines and with margarine rather than butter.
I never claimed to be healthy.
Just thought you all would like to know I’m watching the cracker episode of Good Eats.
Tried to watch it. Why do I have to pay to see it?
NumbersCanBeFunMake little mini peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. That’s what my mom would make us when she couldn’t afford bread sometimes.
I ate that all the time growing up, also did that with Ritz crackers. Had no idea it was because poor 😓
I’m sure other people did it for fun. Foods stamps are a weird concept as a kid. I didn’t understand why we paid with coupons and why we could only get one bread per week but the other people at the store can get anything they want.
RivenDamn look at this fat cat over here being able to afford Ritz. Us plebs get to share a singular saltine for the week. We used to take turns licking the salt off for dinner and had the soggy biscuit for breakfast the following morning.
On a serious note though, I feel ya. Hopefully your doing better as an adult. ♥️
Look at this fat cat capitalist with a table. We use to take turns breathing inside McDonalds just to get a whiff of nutrients.
Look at Bill Gates over here. We couldn’t even afford nothing. We always had something and it was dreadful
Ooh lah de dah Elon Musk here with his something. We had to live in a perfect vacuum and hope a quark would pop into existence out of the quantum foam so we could eat it. And we were expected to like it that way.
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I’ve never thought of having jam too. I used to eat them with just peanut butter all the time.
mm mm nothing does my body better than
sleeve of saltines
Mmm saladas
My cats will try and murder me for these, they give no shits about any other crackers or human non-meat food, but I’ve had one literally try and eat one out of my mouth. Makes me question what’s really in them….
Had a cat that dearly loved noodles. Would climb all over you for a strand of spaghetti.
A lot of animals are hyper attracted to salt, that could be it. I know a deer will lick your dried piss off a rock for some salt from my days camping.
That’s really not good for cats iirc; I think they’re super sensitive to salt
Oh man I'm not good at thyroid gland plz to halp
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Unfortunately, I can’t eat wheat so I would severely regret eating a sleeve of saltines. Non-immunogenic saltines though, sure!
Honestly saltines are probably the only food I can imagine made of wheat where alternatives made of literally anything else will be the same eating experience
slayer of cakesThis, but make it a Ritz cracker mmmm
Anyone still do the 4 saltines in 1 minute challenge? No drinking!
nah i do the 4 sleeves in 1 hour challenge
It sounds so easy. I don’t understand why I can’t do it.
Add some cheeses, meats, fruits, and veggies and you have a bomb ass snack tray