Mastodawn

I know this makes me a communist or whatever but I like it better when the air doesn’t taste like smoke

@jhpot awww man, whittle baby snowflake likes his “safe spaces” to be free from “horrible, deadly, and ultimately preventable wildfire smog”! Whaaaa!

(I was also going to try to work in a quip from 2012 about avocado toast and lattes, but got too depressed while riffing)

@kimkey we really are such a pathetic generation

@jhpot honestly, we should see the wildfires the way the good lord intended: the biggest, hottest, and most expensive participation trophies ever

Remember the good old days of 2015, when Canadians sold clean air to polluted places?

> Alberta company bottling air from Canadian Rockies and selling it worldwide.

Some Alberta entrepreneurs are collecting and bottling fresh air from the Canadian Rockies for people to inhale.

CBC

@jhpot “Woke hates smoke”. - Some lunatic.