Mastodawn

I know this makes me a communist or whatever but I like it better when the air doesn’t taste like smoke

@jhpot awww man, whittle baby snowflake likes his “safe spaces” to be free from “horrible, deadly, and ultimately preventable wildfire smog”! Whaaaa!

(I was also going to try to work in a quip from 2012 about avocado toast and lattes, but got too depressed while riffing)

@kimkey we really are such a pathetic generation

@jhpot honestly, we should see the wildfires the way the good lord intended: the biggest, hottest, and most expensive participation trophies ever