Your Future Ex

Because you lazy bastards were unable and/or unwilling to submit literally anything, I had to come up with this week's question in the #WeekendShowdown - and as promised, this will pit two(?) Ozzies against each other.

It is common knowledge that Kylie Minogue slowed down sounds like Rick Astley...or Rick Astley sped up sounds like Kylie Minogue...but which is true?
Who is the fake one? You can play around the speed on YT so can make up your mind.

The guy with that hairdo
77.8%
The giantess sawn in two
22.2%
Poll ended at .
Aug 20, 2023 at 11:11amWeb
Show threadBiggus Mickus Aug 20, 2023

@yourfutureex hmmm. I have to report that contrary to rumours, Rick Astley is firmly English and not Australian. We also prefer to be referred to as Aussies. When I first read “Ozzies” I thought this was going to be a battle between Ozzy Osbourne and this guy 😂:

https://youtu.be/ba6q1tosz2A

Ossie's Greatest Moments

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Show threadYour Future ExAug 20, 2023
@biggusmickus Oh, it appears I 'll need to eat a HUUUGE humble pie then - there is no excuse for this kind of indulgence when it comes to RA😳
I always knew RA is real, otherwise we wouldn't have Rickrolling as such.
As for Aussies: my understanding was that the word "Ozzies" is the plural form of "Aussie", so TIL 😁
Show threadAquiel ‘Aqi’ DracoAug 21, 2023

@biggusmickus @yourfutureex

Phew, me too! I was so confused about the Ozzies. Even though that Ozzie Osbourne is also British, is he not.