Because you lazy bastards were unable and/or unwilling to submit literally anything, I had to come up with this week's question in the #WeekendShowdown - and as promised, this will pit two(?) Ozzies against each other.

It is common knowledge that Kylie Minogue slowed down sounds like Rick Astley...or Rick Astley sped up sounds like Kylie Minogue...but which is true?
Who is the fake one? You can play around the speed on YT so can make up your mind.

OK, as no one suggested any topic for this #WeekendShowdown, I came up with something different.
Early September 2010, Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy announced that he would be leaving the band. Auditions for his replacement began a month later.
Who would you have picked? For anyone not familiar with any of the applicants, a 3-part video has been released, documenting the selection.
Cast your vote in one of the next two toots 👇

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ3DMDxdpfM

This #WeekendShowdown is a bit late, so I'll keep it open for longer.

Who is the better guitarist?

Hopefully there is no need to link examples 😁

Let's start #WeekendShowdown - answer a seemingly impossible question each Sunday by picking one winner.
The debate to end all debates this week:

Who is the better singer?