As a very woke radical leftist I'm beyond tired of hearing people like ... Joe Biden and federal prosecutors(???) called "radical leftists."

They did not. They are not. They did not earn that title! That is mine! We are NOT the same OK?

Anyway, on the bright side, when real radical leftists start showing up what are the republicans gonna call us? "Super duper extra spicy double plus hot crossed buns radical left?" You spent your biggest move! You've got nowhere more shocking to go!

@futurebird A conversation, circa 2013:

Coworker: "Of course Obama did [whatever he did that week], he's a socialist."
Me: "No he's not."
"How can you say that he isn't?"
"Because I'm a socialist, and I can't stand the guy*, he doesn't do nearly enough."
/coworker makes that Pikachu OMG face/

Didn't get included in many conversations after that.

*This wasn't a true statement, but in the context of a discussion with this specific coworker, you had to say things a certain way to make points.