Flying SquidTrump Promises to Present an ‘Irrefutable REPORT’ Within the Next Week That Will Exonerate Him and Prove 2020 Georgia Vote Was ‘Rigged’
garretbleRight after he unveils his healthcare plan and right after infrastructure week.
jballsAnd his plan for peace in the Middle East.
robbotloveI thought Jared Kushner already solved the Middle East years ago?
Yeah, he solved it by getting a giant Saudi loan to bail him out of his failed real estate deals.
You just can't buy that kind of middle eastern peace of mind
No, Jared managed that quite well…
Oh wait, he “got a piece of the Middle East”…
Close enough!
Sabata11792Still more believable than his plan to get me a big titty goth gamer gf.
Right after his beautiful healthcare plan
Don’t forget the border wall with Mexico. Hey, at least that cunt DeSantis took over trying to start shit with Mexico 🙄
zibListen, I'm sure Mexico will be sending us a check for that border wall any day now.
aegisgfx877like does donny-rapist understand that presenting his "evidence" to the public and presenting to the court are two Very different things? If you have proof exonerating yourself you present it to the court at the time of trial, or you present it to the grand jury before indictment, which he was given plenty of chances to do and refused to do it.
Im suspicious that his "evidence" will be nothing but propaganda...
ganksyOf course he knows the difference. He only cares about the court of public opinion. He knows nothing good can happen legally for him. He’s hoping if he keeps a shiny nugget on the horizon long enough, his entourage might terrorize the court, witnesses or the prosecution enough to get him off.
He really has nothing else since it seems other GOP candidates are less likely to pardon him by the day.
Have to submit your “evidence” for discovery.
We just didn’t understand his 4d chess. The real trick is too make the US so shitty that Mexico builds a wall to stop people emigrating TO Mexico.
When does releasing his tax documents fit in?
LowburnBut not before he releases Obama’s “real” birth certificate
He’ll present nothing and his supporters will forget about this announcement.
1bluepixelAKA the Goldfish Strategy.
Worst part is, it usually works.
His supporters don’t need good or correct answers; they just need answers- something to say at the rally to placate them until the next bright and shiny arrives to distract them again…
I don’t know, I hear the parking lot at Four Seasons Total Landscape still has room for a podium.
Not all. Some will find something they can point at and definitively say this is what he meant. It probably won’t be a report. It definitely won’t “prove” him right. It might even prove beyond all reasonable doubt that he’s guilty. But they will point to it and say that’s it. And they will have won (in their heads), the argument.
snooggumsHe will present a bunch of folders full of blank paper, again.
kescusayIn two weeks, when no report has appeared, remind every single Trump supporter you encounter. Don’t let them forget this. Keep hammering on it. Keep asking when the report is going to drop. Don’t let them change the subject. Don’t let them talk about anything else. No matter what they want, keep demanding the report or that they admit he lied to them to placate them.
ivanafterallBetter yet, save your energy. If someone is still a Trump supporter at this stage, reasoning with them even harder won't work.
Don’t waste your time. They’ll be able to provide any kind of “reasons”.
Doesn’t matter. Keep hammering on it. They will fail to back up those reasons, and keep pushing. Don’t let them change the subject. Insist on fully addressing the issue before moving on.
You see, their whole tactic is to flood the communication pipeline with sewage, so nothing of actual substance gets resolved. Turn off the sewage spigot. Don’t let yourself get baited into responding to new, off-topic crap they bring up. Stay focused and force them to stay focused, too.
Eventually, they’ll either leave, knowing you’re not susceptible to the sewage, or you’ll force them to admit he didn’t produce any “report” whatsoever, let alone an “irrefutable” one.
teftI wouldnt click that even with a 10 foot long mouse
losers are gonna whine
NegativeNullMy Pillow guy is on the case!
My pillow, the official biting pillow of choice, for closeted conservative guys on Grindr.
bobbyllamasure, jan 🤷♂️
Evidence, evidence, evidence!!!
Hahahahahahaha, looking forward to it. It's gonna be a folder with a piece of paper in it and the paper is gonna have "i r inosint" scribbled in crayon.
crayon Sharpie
Trump has to use sharpies because otherwise someone might see him eating crayons.
DarkGamerIf this existed he would have presented it by now.
He could have presented it to Any of the grand juries that were investigating him Before indictments, it fact he was asked to do so by all of them and he refused.
He promised a Healthcare plan by the end of August, 2020.
When they read Trump’s statement about “Who knew healthcare was so complicated” to Bernie Sanders during an interview, he laughed so hard I thought he might fall out of his chair.
He’ll have a big press conference with a table of “files” which are just empty papers in folders and say “here it is folks, this totally exonerates me, I’ve presented the report”
And then all the hogs will spew “BUT HE PRESENTED THE REPORT ON TV FOR EVERYONE TO SEE” and then they will do Jan 6th again
Yo fr fr we’re getting a second Jan 6 event, right?
There’s no one to tell the Guard to stand down this time. Get the popcorn.
Did his investigation team finally come back from Hawaii proving that Obama is not a US citizen? Or are we still waiting on that?
MushuChupacabra“Irrefutable”
Dalimey“None of the people I pay refuted it. Therefore…”
“Inconceivable!”
You keep using that word…
… I do not think it means what you think it means!
krayjThis is nothing more than theater to keep his willfully ignorant base engaged, donating, and committed to voting gor him even if he’s in prison.
If he had such a report, he’d have published it long ago. So that means it doesn’t exist yet. If he does produce anything, it will be unfinished and unintelligible.
Che BananaHeres the scene"
“It’s a long way to the top” by AC-DC plays to a modtly empty room.
Trump trundles out, duck walking.
Gets to the mic, pulls out a doctored birth certificate of Obama’s Nigerian birth certificate.
Trump points to the “crowd” warbles a triumphant howl of victory.
His girdle bursts, he shits himself.
“YMCA” by the village people plays, Trump does his half dance, half double masturbation thing off the stage.
the camera pans left to see Rudy Giuliani 's election.
I think you meant erection at the end there
correct…autocucumber
Autocorrupt strikes again.
ryan213Popcorn’s healthy, right? I’m eating a lot of it lately.
Anyone else remember when the my pillow guy had a 3 day event where he was gonna present his evidence of this? That was pretty fun. Hopefully this lives up to the hype and is even more wild and embarrassing than that one.
He’s done more than one of them and actually is kicking off another tomorrow in Missouri I believe.
Wow dude needs to get a better hobby lmao
Is he still being sued? The best thing about the OG one was it was announced he was being sued in the middle of it
Jordan LundYup, and it turned out the data he presented was a bunch of nonsense.
My favorite part was when they brought out their tech experts and they had to question if it was a Windows computer or not LOL
Oh, man, I missed that… I tuned in to see what they were going to do and they were just scrolling data, it was impossible to tell from the stream what it was.
But they made the mistake of turning the logs over to an actual researcher and he was like “Nah, ok, where’s my money.” LOL.
npr.org/…/mypillow-founder-mike-lindell-is-ordere…
“He proved the data Lindell LLC provided, and represented reflected information from the November 2020 election, unequivocally did not reflect November 2020 election data,” the arbitrators wrote. “Failure to pay Mr. Zeidman the $5 million prize was a breach of the contract, entitling him to recover.”