A marmot gets a bath - Lemmy.world

How do I get myself a marmot?
You can go to the mountains and simply take a marmot. You can take as many marmots as you can carry. They’re just laying there in the sun, no one will stop you. Take a marmot.
You know, this truth has been right there in front me my whole life, but I can truly say I never realized it until your comment. Why don't I just go take a marmot!? Why isn't everyone!?