Bryan WrightAug 14, 2023

There are lots of books about schools for magical kids: Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, Unseen University, Strange Academy, and on and on.

But what about a retirement home for magical grownups? Imagine reaching a ripe old age, children and grandchildren grown and gone, and one day you find a gold-embossed letter in your mailbox:

"Greetings!
You have been selected for residence at the Moonfrost Home for Exceptional Elders."

Somebody write a novel about a magical retirement home. I want to read it.

Show threadZenobiaVayne
@catselbow this would make an awesome DnD campaign setting too
Aug 15, 2023 at 1:17amWeb
Show threadBryan WrightAug 15, 2023

@ZenobiaVayne

The trail winds through the moonlit wood, until you enter a clearing. In the clearing sits a tall brick Victorian house, its unlit windows reflecting the moon's pale white light. You approach the building, climb the steps onto its house-girdling porch, and stand before the massive oak door. You knock. Slowly, the door swings open, revealing an elderly, sweater-clad woman in a brightly lit room. "Welcome!" she smiles. "You're just in time for Bingo!"

Show threadZenobiaVayneAug 15, 2023
@catselbow this made my night honestly
Show threadBryan WrightAug 15, 2023
@ZenobiaVayne
Yay!