vis4valentineWhat is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?
Corroded“Damn girl you shit with that ass?”
Has to be up there
hutchmcnuggetAre you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only Miss whose piss I’d like to sippee.
congratulations. i thought that the comment above yours was the worst but you beat it by a mile.
SquirrelI don’t even know what to say. You win?
Rikudou_SageI once tried the most cliche of them all - did it hurt when you fell from heaven. She actually found it funny. In the sense that it’s so stupid that it flips around and becomes funny. Nothing ever came of it but we had a nice chat on the otherwise empty train.
Duchessimo the purpose of those cheesy lines is more to break the ice and get your prospective partner to laugh and loosen up rather than to swoon them, sounds like it worked to me.
imo the purpose of those cheesy lines is more to break the ice […] rather than to swoon them
wait so you guys actually get to continue the conversation after saying the line?
Me? Definitely not lmao. I met my current and only partner on a discord server for depressed people and we bonded over being weird shut ins
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]Bingus bongus I want your shlongus
(It still worked)
Call me Lenny/Leni“Did you know you can save 15% or more by switching to Geico?”
PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]“Hey, you like Rob Zombie movies?” (We have been together for 7 years now.)
Not a pick up line but-
“I don’t think I can do better than you and I know you can’t do better than me, so I guess we should just get married.”
She sighed and said “yeah, you’re probably right”.
Did you get together??
Yeah. Been together for like 20 years now.
Hell yeah. Nice.
MewtwoYou both sound like a solid 5
Hey now. On a good day and if you squint, I could pass as a 6. Maybe 6.5.
I dont wanna shit on you, but the “I cant do better than you” is sweet and I used it with my BF, but the “You can’t do better than me” is many times used by abusive partners as a way to diminish their self-esteem and make sure that they dont leave them, because they really think they cant do better than their current abusive partner.
I believe you said it with the best intentions, but is something that people does.
Yeah, I hear you but context is important. She’s good and safe, so am I. We have 2 kids together, been together for 20 years, have ducks, a rabbit, share all expenses and income exactly 50/50 and have had each others back through the worst of other people.
I’m not shitting on you, but “we have ducks” has to be the funniest justification why the relationship isn’t abusive I’ve seen yet.
Well, you convinced me!
The second picture looks like it’s generated by AI
It’s the red heat lamp. They gotta be kept warm for a few weeks and it makes our living room look like Kramers apartment.
Not a line per say but my friend and I were shooting pool against 2 dudes randomly. One serenaded us with Bruno Mars “Just the Way You Are.” A short while after he randomly proceeded to guess both of our weights very incorrectly. lol I guess we made him a nervous.
ThavronAt a club, I just asked her “Wanna make out?” and we did. Very weird that worked.
Maven (famous)I use this a lot and people seem to appreciate the honesty.
Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?
Her: Yes, of course I have.
Me: From the inside?
It didn’t work, but she laughed.
Big PMy immediate thought was pregnancy
AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]yeah what is this supposed to imply?
That he wanted to crawl into her vagina and bite his way through to the belly button? IDK, I’m not a belly-button fetishist.
joelfromausMaybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.
They’re a cunning limguist.
Can someone explain this ?
In a man vie theater: STFU to a girl a row behind me. It worked.
I don’t get it. He told her to STFU? And she liked it and was “picked up”?
Sorry, lots of typos in previous message.
So yes, I was in a cinema and told a girl to stfu. Next day she saw me in a bar, recognized me and was like: “fuck that, you told me to stfu. It was you.” We dated for a month or so.
mar_k [he/him]In high school, I dm’d a guy in my class “you’re handsome bro”
His response was something like, “you too man I appreciate it!”
We both assumed each other were straight, but he randomly told me had a crush on me for a while like a week before graduation. He said he thought that was DM was probably only a compliment.
Lost opportunity for love because he ignored the “no homo” rule. Tragic.
Does this guy think straight men often slide into the DMs to tell other men they’re handsome?
WittyProfileName2 [she/her]Well there was this one time a drunk guy outside a pub hitting on me started by asking if I was a man or a woman…
Helix 🧬“I shat in my bed, can I sleep in yours?”
Amber Heard, is that you?
Watching team America at the movies, leaned over to my date and said “I promise I will never die”
Worked a treat!
When I was an edgy and cynical generic college liberal, I once said “Hello. How would you like to join me for a predictable ‘eat or drink something’ ritual that implies politely that I am sexually attracted to you?”
It worked for a one night stand, but still. Not exactly a long term relationship starter.
aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]That’s such a Bazinga type pickup line lmao
Yes, it was.