Mastodawn

"I'll leave home in about 5 minutes"
*30 minutes later*

@mattcen Compared to the age of the universe 30 minutes is indistinguishable from 5 minutes.

@mattcen
"Where are you?"
"Almost there"
- me, who hasn't even left the house yet

@mattcen "I'll just spend 30 minutes reading this interesting article about special interest X"

(A bit of time passes)

(Spent the entire night hyper-focussing on several special interests)

(Also, deadline for project Y in two days)