Y-Love

It can be so distracting.

You know how it is.

You're trying to focus on a task while working from home and all this sex keeps happening. And all those DIY projects.

It's enough to tire you out.

My new e-book "Stop Having Sex All Day and Other Productivity Tips" could be for you! #wfh #returntooffice #productivity

Aug 12, 2023 at 4:48pmWeb
Show thread©h®istoffe® Aug 12, 2023
@ylove I'm apparently not doing the work from home thing properly if this is what people do.
Show threadAnders EknertAug 12, 2023
@ylove DIY sex
Show threadY-LoveAug 12, 2023

@anderseknert "hey, can we discuss the proposal tomorrow?"

"Sure, would love to. What time were you thinking?"

"How's 11am?"

"I might be taking a nap, let's try for the afternoon."

"Ok how's 12:30?"

"Can't. I have sex at 12:30."

"2pm?"

"Can't. Sex."

"3pm?"

"I have a DIY train model meeting, and then it's pretty much just sex until EOD, let's try for Wednesday." #WFHlife

Show threadAnders EknertAug 12, 2023
@ylove 😆
Show threadAnders EknertAug 12, 2023
@ylove Yeah, can't do 2 PM. I'll be making love in the Lego hammock.
Show threadSteven LiptonAug 12, 2023
@ylove when in between the support tickets rolling in from 3AM to 5PM does this thing you speak of happen? No longer sure what those things are. What tier ticket is it?
Show threadY-LoveAug 12, 2023

@MakeAppPie "I can't accomplish any tasks. I'm not being productive and falling behind on everything."

"What's the problem?"

"Every day its emails, sex, follow up calls, more sex, meetings and more sex. And all these DIY projects. If I didn't take 3-4 naps a day I'd be totally burnt out."

Show threadSteven LiptonAug 12, 2023
@ylove tell me you are not in support without telling me you are in tech support - the world where finding the save button in MS Word is a life or death emergency. Closest we get to sex is leaving our phone ring on vibrate