Times were tough back then.
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@lowqualityfacts Shouldn't that be teeth combs?

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I just found out Tab Hunter, the actor, was discovered assembling furniture at Ikea.

@lowqualityfacts haha I need you to know this is especially good and I got a big laugh. 🀣
@lowqualityfacts Back then I had an actual comb that had lost all its teeth; I refused to part with it.
@lowqualityfacts Fun fact: This is the origin of the popular saying, "Don't forget to brush your hair and comb your teeth!"
@lowqualityfacts I stopped using the brush and comb when my teeth went bald. I just polish them with Turtle Wax now.
@lowqualityfacts given the quality of dental care they had lots of room between the tooth(s), a comb just made sense
@lowqualityfacts This actually isn't true; people used to rub their teeth with a small ferret.

@lowqualityfacts Before Polident was invented, people polished their teeth with mustache wax. I still do!

 

I have a mustache that I wax sometimes.

(Lest someone be confused: waxing a mustache means putting wax in it to shape it. It does not mean pulling all the hairs with wax... like you'd do a Brazilian, or something. Yes, one person I talked to was confused.)

@lowqualityfacts I know, right? And sometimes they still work when you get an annoying strand of hair in your mouth. I just hate that.
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If I'm in a hurry, or don't have either one within reach, I'll just run my fingers through my teeth.