pretty remarkable to see Coinbase making the argument that crypto is not like stocks, it's like baseball cards, American Girl dolls, or Beanie Babies

it's the future of finance! except when the SEC comes knocking, then it's just a harmless little toy, your honor

#crypto #cryptocurrency #coinbase

@molly0xfff It's like collectables! That we make! Except you never actually get the collectables! And we hold them and your money for you! And we promise to exchange them for the money! Except we cash ourselves out first and leave you holding the bag!

Just like collectables!