Gotye-themed #StupidCatSongs

But you didn’t have to scratch me up
Make out like you haven’t eaten and that you have nothing
And I don’t even need your fluff
But you bite me when I groom you and it feels so rough
No, you didn’t have to poo so low
Have your friends collect your nuggets and then change your litter
Guess that I don’t need that, though
Now you’re just some puffy cat I used to know

(Graham’s verse)

Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow mi-aowww