Fernanda DeCastle
DgarWith the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
CautionWIP (he/him) 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🕎@dgar Pretty sure the new gun laws in red states are going to mean that the dog shoots itself.
Fardels BearI think you should write it.
Doreen32128 ready to rumble!
Julio 🏳️🌈 🇨🇺 🇪🇸 🇺🇸
Ian Molton
Mori Bat@dgar the Wells Fargo repo Boys already wrote that like 100 years ago.
leonceundlena
Oliver SchafeldOy, country isn’t all about guys and trucks. There’s gals and cars, too.
"AI-lene, don’t take my car from me"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrje2rXLMA
🥸🎙️🎵😁
Dolly Parton - Jolene (Audio)
Prof Prachi SrivastavaIt blows my mind every time I see this album with those two songs on the cover.
Jack Kissir
NormanDunbar@dgar You know what happens when you play a country song backwards? Your wife comes home with your truck and brings the dog!
EDIT: I should have read the thread better. Someone beat me to it!
Herby@dgar not self driving, and parody, but: https://youtu.be/Z28-mztw-3w
Fancy Machine from Little White Lie
TeflonTrout@dgar the car has to be drunk while it self-drives to be fully accurate. Fun game to play while a country station is on is to take a shot from your drivin' flask every time drinking and driving is mentioned
Zeke 🇨🇦@dgar Hahahahaha
CodieneC@dgar ...and runs off with his dog as well.
GradientU0@dgar I am really waiting for the new Christmas hit, "Grandma got run over by a Waymo."
Jason Bowen 🇺🇦
PeaceNik@dgar Ha! Good one!
Luna chan@dgar Don't worry we'll get songs about people being road pirates and crashing or hacking the robot trucks to seize the booty in return.
@Luna
Road warrior shanties. I like it.
Road warrior shanties. I like it.
Tony Goins
Leon Cowle@dgar this was literal laugh out loud funny. Well done.
Patrick McLaughlinAfter running him over.
Scott Killen 🇺🇸
Perfect country and western song
Michael Slade@dgar Ford has a patent application on a self-driving car that can repossess itself and drive itself away if you fall behind in payments.
My car got self-repossessed.
My wife was inside.
Where, oh where, is she?
I miss my car.
Morgan ⚧️@dgar *repeating over and over to myself* this is a shitpost, not a writing prompt
21st Century Blues, by Mux2000
track by Mux2000
Michael Sumner@dgar truck driver divorce, it's very sad 🎶
Barry Rowlingson@mdsumner @dgar My Truck Up and Left Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqAsPdY59p8 - from last year, does mention self-driving cars...
My Truck up and Left Me
Fan of Shared Truth & Empathy@dgar @Adirondack LOL!! This is definitely happening.
Der Kolkrabe@dgar
Challenge accepted. At least that AI bullshit is good for a quick laugh.
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Challenge accepted. At least that AI bullshit is good for a quick laugh.
DISCLAIMER: No real artist was harmed by this AI shitshow. +
+ at least not yet and not now! ++
++ most likely +++
+++ more likely ++++
++++ possibly +++++
+++++ at least no one i know. phew...