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Annalee Newitz 🍜My goal will probably always be to learn how to eat two brownies instead of eight.
Pete Wright@annaleen Anything between those two numbers is called "Shame-Free Opportunity!” :)
bubbajet@annaleen If you cut them bigger, you could get down to two easily. Maybe even one!
Josh@annaleen if one were to cut the pan in half there are only two brownies …
Martin, Regulus Tithonium@annaleen it's good to have goals that are forever out of reach. Probably builds character or something.
A. P. Howell@annaleen You just take four of those smaller, two-brownie mouthfuls.
BarbChamberlain@annaleen Many great pro-brownie replies to this, all of which I cosign.
Charles Tan@annaleen just cut them into larger pieces so the volume of two brownies is the same as the original eight?
John Appel@annaleen Next you're going to tell us it's possible to eat less than an entire tube of Girl Scout Thin Mints at once.
@jappel oh no I don't think anyone but a deluded zealot would ever imagine that
Daniel Ethier@annaleen Of course, if you eat two brownies four times, you’ve reached your goal four times.
@dethier well that is a very good observation yes yes indeed
Six Possums In A Trenchcoat@annaleen If you only slice the tray of brownies once, you'll only have two brownies.
delong
Laura J Mixon@annaleen Now I want a brownie!
Jef Poskanzer
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀@annaleen leaded or unleaded
mikelygee@annaleen Don't cut them so small :)
mjfgates@annaleen *the fae run and hide under the neighbor's rose bushes*
Seiðr@annaleen My first response to that would be that you are not measuring surface or volume, so…
@Illuminatus I like the way you think
Stargeezer Smith@annaleen
So little Johnny says: "Teacher, I et 6 eggs for breakfast."
"No Johnny," the teacher says. "It's ate."
" Oh -- maybe it WAS eight that I et. "
Jectoons 
@annaleen Aaand I made the same joke everyone else did.
I still think 8 brownies is good. Enjoy! :)