Stede, knife in hand, turns and runs for Jackie's.

*

Jim and Izzy feel it at the same moment, tension prickling in the air. Jackie's is quiet. Too quiet. No one looks at their table, but the not-looking is ostentatious, performative.

"Guys?" Olu asks nervously as they exchange a look. Jim grips their knife tight, exchanging a nod with Izzy as his hand comes to rest almost casually on his sword.

And then all hell breaks loose.

It's easy, Izzy thinks as he pivots, dodging a punch even as he slices a man's belly open, to fight an expert, someone competent with a blade or a gun or even their fucking fists. The place you run into trouble--he spins again, trying to get his back to a wall, to see where Jimenez and Boudhari have ended up--is with fuckin' idiots who don't know what the fuck they're doing. They're unpredictable, is the thing. He blocks a knife heading for his belly.
And drunks--they're the fuckin' worst of all, too stupid to know when they should give up. Hell, he thinks as the man he's just gutted stumbles towards him, trying to grab hold of him even as his blood stained teeth mark him for death, sometimes the fuckers are too stupid to even know when they should die. He sees Jim on the other side of the room, back to back with Olu. They make a good team. He backhands the bleeding man with the pommel of his sword.
Jim's looking for him, he thinks, scanning the crowd even as they stab a man aiming a pistol at Olu through the hand. They slash through his throat effortlessly as he screams, then turn to catch another man across the face. Olu's doing better than Izzy would have expected--not a lot of finesse, but a good, competent fighter. He catches a man lunging for him in a headlock, kneeing him and dropping him to the floor. He and Jim are close to an exit now.

Izzy hopes like hell they take it, even as he's almost certain Jim won't leave without him. Even Olu probably won't abandon him. Idiots. They should get out while they can. Two more men lunge at him, their movements clumsy. He slits one's throat with the tip of his sword, stepping back and plunging it into the guts of the next and then pulls--

Fuck.

His sword is stuck in this stupid bastard's ribs. The man stares at him, mouth agape as he dies.

Izzy shoves at him ineffectively, trying to pull it free, fucking fuck, he doesn't have time for this shit and... Cold steel at his throat stops him short. An arm wraps around his waist, foul breath on the back of his neck as someone laughs.

"Hornigold'll be very grateful to have his little bedwarmer returned to him," the man growls, drags Izzy backwards, and Izzy reaches towards the knife at his belt. A spray of hot blood over his shoulder stops him.

He stands for a moment, frozen, waiting to feel the life pouring out of him and then--

"Don't worry, I've got you!"

Strong, familiar arms wrap around him, sweeping him up and carrying him back from the fray. He sees Jim and Olu on the other side of the room, Olu shouting something as he drags Jim towards the exit, Jim fighting and cursing, looking back towards Izzy. Stede turns, and Izzy loses sight of them. There's a door at the back of the room.

Stede pushes it open, rushing out into the open air of the alley just as gunfire erupts behind them, quickly followed by shrieks of terror. Well. Sounds like Jackie's back. Stede rushes headlong down the alley, still clutching Izzy in his arms. His eyes are wild, green coat sleeves stained dark with blood. There's a spray of blood across his face and neck, too, his hair askew, cravat rumpled and stained.

"Put me down, you fucking twat!" Izzy snaps.

Stede stops in his tracks. They're about three streets away from Jackie's, tucked into a quiet alleyway.

"Sorry!" he says, setting Izzy on his feet, and then again, "Sorry!"

He looks around, eyes darting in a way that can only be described as the literal opposite of surreptitious. Izzy glares at him, shaken and, now that he has a moment to think about it, in pain. His ribs, still healing, throb with every inhalation. Still, he can breathe at least.

He looks Stede up and down, taking in the silk suit, the carefully coiffed, if now ruined, hair.

"God, you fucking twat, I can't believe you wore that to the fuckin' Republic of Pirates, are you trying to get yourself killed?" he hears himself snap. Stede flushes, looking away, and Izzy looks him up and down, taking in the ruined silk and lace cuffs, the blood-stained dagger clutched in his hand.

"Well, I-- that is, I thought this was a bit more--"

"Oh, shut up," Izzy says and then, before he can reconsider, shoves Stede into the rough stone wall of the alley, and kisses him.

*

"Fuck, Olu, what the fuck are you doing!" Jim shouts as Olu pulls them up the stairs, out into the street. They pass Jackie on her way down, pistol drawn, flanked by two large husbands. God help anyone in that bar.

"Jim, come on! Izzy's with Stede--we'll find them after we get out of here!"

Jim curses, but follows Olu.

*

For a moment, Stede thinks Izzy's going to bite him. That seems somehow to make more sense than this, Izzy's lips pressed against his, his hands on Stede's shoulders, pinning him against the wall. For a moment, Stede doesn't respond. He feels Izzy hesitate, start to pull back. Oh. Oh hell. This really is happening isn't it? Before Izzy can pull away, Stede wraps his arms around his waist, holding him gently but firmly as he finally kisses him back.

Izzy makes a sound in the back of his throat, a little whimper that vibrates through Stede, making his cock twitch as Izzy melts against him. He wraps his arms around Stede's neck, clinging to him like he'd cling to the ship's wheel in a hurricane. Izzy's tongue darts out, quick, experimental, and Stede opens his mouth, welcoming him in with a groan. Their tongues slide together, wet and hot and everything Stede imagined. They pull apart, gasping.

Stede kisses Izzy's throat. Izzy tilts his head back, hands tangling in Stede's hair, the feel of Stede's lips behind his ear, trailing down towards his collarbone shooting through him like lightning.

"I-- fuck," he gasps, and then he reaches between them, fumbling with the buttons of Stede's trousers. "Please. I want to suck your dick."

"Oh!" Stede says as Izzy pulls his cock free. "I-- that is, you don't have to-- please, don't feel obligated..."

"Please let me," Izzy says, sinking to his knees, staring up at Stede with those fascinating green eyes.

"Well, I mean, far be it from me to-- ah!" Stede's voice cuts off as Izzy leans forward, one hand holding the base of Stede's prick, the other braced on his thigh. He swirls his tongue around the head, moans as though he's tasting ambrosia

"Oh my god," Stede says, his head falling against the wall behind him with a thunk. His hands find Izzy's hair

He strokes it gently, not pulling or holding and Izzy whines, pressing into his touch. He bobs forward, takes more of Stede into his mouth, tongue working like he's trying to memorize the feel of Stede's cock

"Oh, fuck, that's--" Stede says, cutting off with a gasp. Izzy takes a breath and pushes forward again, taking Stede almost all the way down his throat. "God!"

Izzy draws back, teasing the head. He takes a breath, then swallows Stede's cock again

His throat works around it, hot and tight and so fucking wet, beyond anything Stede's imagination could conjure. He rocks back, then forward again, pushing himself to take all of it, drool spilling over his chin, eyes half-lidded as he looks up at Stede, lips red and shiny, stretched around Stede's cock.

"Oh, god, Izzy, I'm-- I'm going to--"

Izzy bobs forward again, nose pressing into the blond curls at the base of Stede's prick. Stede groans.

Izzy's throat works around him, swallowing as Stede comes, hands tangled in Izzy's hair, still desperately trying not to pull. After a moment, Izzy lets his softening cock slip from his throat, the air against it cool by contrast. He nuzzles against Stede's thigh, breathing hard, eyes still lidded. Stede pets his hair, heart hammering in his chest.

"Well that was-- I mean to say--"

"Shut the fuck up and take me to an inn," Izzy says hoarsely.

Jim and Olu slip through the streets surreptitiously. Talk of the incident in Jackie's bar spreads quickly. They catch the story in snippets as they slip past the people massing in the streets. Hornigold placed a bounty on Izzy almost immediately after the Revenge rescued him, the amount eye-wateringly huge. More than enough to turn the head of every bounty hunter, pirate and merchant in the Republic. Jim curses constantly, a string of Spanish invective

"I can't believe we fucking brought him here," they mutter, "Estupido! What was I thinking?"

Olu hurries after them, eyes darting as he keeps a wary eye on the crowd around them.

"Jim, it's not your fault! How were you supposed to know? You can't predict the future, man!"

Jim shakes their head, muttering again.

"I should have checked, done some fucking recon before bringing him to the fucking bar."

They slip into an alley, eyes scanning the crowd.

"Where the fuck are they, anyway?" they mutter, knife spinning a nervous rhythm around their knuckles.

"We'll find them," Olu says, slightly out of breath as he catches up to them, resting his hands on their hips comfortingly. "At least he's with Stede, eh?"

Jim's frown only darkens, grip tightening around the hilt of their knife.

"Yeah," they say. "That's what I'm worried about."

*

Stede twists his hands nervously, looking over his shoulder.

He pays for a room in the nicest inn he could find. The innkeep, a bored looking man in a stained white shirt, doesn't ask questions about the blood on Stede's sleeves, or the hooded man standing behind him, head down, face concealed. His eyes widen as Stede hands him a little pouch of coins--the expression suggests to Stede that he may have overpaid, but he can't be bothered worrying about it. He wraps an arm around Izzy, guiding him toward their room.

The inkeep smirks at that, giving Stede a lascivious wink. Stede contemplates stabbing him--he's already killed two men for Izzy's honour today, a third seems like a paltry addition. Izzy's hand wraps around his wrist, restraining him.

"Not here," he says quietly, and Stede lets the tension bleed out of him, wrapping his arm more firmly around Izzy's shoulders and moving quickly through the inn. He unlocks the door to their room and ushers Izzy inside.

He locks the door behind them, then grabs a sturdy wooden chair and braces it under the knob for good measure. The room is sparse but clean. A small wooden table sits under a window, thick glass panes slightly warped, the brick wall on the other side of the alley distorted in the fading evening light. A basin sits on the table, pitcher of clean water next to it, and a few clean cloths. The bed is narrow but well-made, with a faded flowered comforter.

Izzy picks up the pitcher, pouring a small stream of water into the basin. He picks up one of the cloths, soaking it and squeezing it out.

"Come on, then," he says, looking back at Stede sharply. Stede shuffles forward, standing beside him uncertainly. His breath catches as Izzy turns to him, eyes dark, mouth set in concentration. He raises the cloth to Stede's face, gently dabbing at the blood splattered there.

"Least none of it's yours," he mutters.

He cleans the blood from Stede's face briskly, efficiently, muttering about the kind of idiot that wears green fucking silk to the Republic of fucking Pirates, the kind of fucking idiot who's going to get himself killed one of these days, and you just wait and see, mark my words and...

Stede catches Izzy's wrist in his hand, arresting the motion of the now-stained cloth. He holds it loosely enough that Izzy could easily pull away. Izzy's hand shakes.

"Izzy..." he starts. He doesn't know quite what to say, but he's prepared to muddle through as he goes. He takes a breath, licks his lips. "We really should talk about--"

Izzy kisses him, lips moving more slowly now, less urgent than their kiss in the alley, more sensual. He pulls his wrist from Stede's grasp, runs his hands down over Stede's chest before pushing his jacket back off his shoulders. It lands on the ground behind him--Stede doesn't care.

He wraps one arm around Izzy's waist, pulling him in snug. His other hand strokes Izzy's cheek, fingers tracing the line where weathered skin turns to coarse hair, crisp with sea salt. He wonders vaguely how it would feel to wash it, to condition it with the oils Ed now uses in his beard. Izzy wraps his arms around Stede's neck, clinging to him, and Stede cups the back of Izzy's head. His fingers stroke through the hair at the nape of Izzy's neck.

Izzy pulls back a little, grasping Stede's shoulders. He turns, pushing Stede back towards the bed, kissing him, urgent, demanding.

"Oh!" Stede squeaks as the backs of his knees hit the bed frame. He falls backwards onto the bed, slightly winded. "Oof!"

Izzy doesn't pause--he climbs on top of Stede, straddling him. He reaches down, yanking at the buttons on Stede's trousers, single-minded. There's something faintly alarming in his absolute focus.

"Izzy," Stede gasps. Izzy doesn't look up, doesn't meet his gaze. His hands shake as he struggles with the fall front. "Izzy, stop!"

Stede grasps Izzy's wrists, pulling his hands away. Izzy freezes, then pulls back like he's been burnt. He falls to the side, landing heavily on the bed, scrambling back to press himself into the wall. Stede sits back up, disheveled, breathing hard. He pushes his hair out of his face and tries to smooth his rumpled shirt.

"Izzy?" he says it quietly, raising his hands, palms out, non threatening. He pushes himself to the other side of the bed, movements slow, careful. Izzy doesn't look up. He wraps his arms around his middle, pulls his knees up towards his chest.

"Sorry," he mumbles. "I shouldn't-- didn't mean to-- fuck, I know you're not..."

He trails off, staring down at the faded floral blanket.

"Just... Sorry."

Stede swallows around his sudden nausea.

"Izzy..."

Slowly, inch by inch, he moves back towards Izzy. Izzy glances up, frowning uncertainly. Stede takes a deep breath, reaching out to place a hand on Izzy's knee, hesitant.

"Um. There, there," he says, cringing internally as he gives the knee a little pat. For a moment Izzy just stares at him, incredulous. Then, to Stede's relief, he snorts, halfway between disgusted and amused.

"Christ Bonnet, seriously? Fucking 'there, there'?" Izzy shakes his head.

Stede shrugs apologetically.

"I'm a bit rubbish at this, I'm afraid," he says, smiling ruefully. "Never quite know what to do with myself."

Izzy rolls his eyes. For a moment, it feels familiar, comfortable--bickering with Izzy always comes naturally. But then Izzy's eyes fall again. He picks at a pill in the quilt, breath hitching in his throat.

"I know you don't want me," Izzy says quietly. "I fucking get it, believe me. I just..."

He trails off.

Stede's mouth opens and shuts, his brain buzzing like static. He can still see the marks of Hornigold's fingers on Izzy's throat, the bruises around his wrists, deep and ugly from being bound for so long. He wants to find the man who did this. He wants to rip his throat out with his teeth. He wants to wrap Izzy in silk, to stroke his hair, to make him feel safe, and god help him, he wants to wipe Hornigold's touch off his skin, to kiss every inch of it.

He wants to make Izzy come until he can't remember his name, let alone the pain of what's been done to him. The idea of not wanting him is so utterly bizarre, so foreign, that he doesn't even know how to respond to it.

"I just..." Izzy says again, "I don't want him to be the last man who ever touched me. I don't know how to get the feel of him off my skin."

He looks up at Stede, eyes almost pleading. Stede can feel his heart pounding in his throat.

"I--" Stede's voice flutters and stops, caught and held by the anchor of his tongue. Izzy's eyes are all he sees. He feels them like fingers tracing across his skin, electric hot, buzzing. "I don't want to hurt you"

His voice sounds weak, one last protest as he feels his resolve slipping. Izzy's shoulders slump, despair replacing pleading in his striking green eyes. Stede's resolve doesn't so much crumble as blow away, dissolving in a faint warm breeze

He stretches out alongside Izzy. Izzy's eyes widen--he looks surprised, then confused, then, well, a bit annoyed. Stede turns him with careful hands, pulling him in to rest against Stede's broad chest. He runs his hands through Izzy's hair, looking down at him, almost reverent. Izzy glances away, almost shy. Stede's hands move down over Izzy's neck, stroking and petting. Izzy pushes into his hands like a friendly cat, seeking more

"Fuck's sake, Bonnet"

"I'm not made of fucking glass, fucking touch me properly if you're going to do this." He tilts his chin up at Stede, looking for all the world like he's challenging him on deck about some matter of nautical craft. And much as Stede loves their arguments, he must concede--at least internally--that Izzy is... often right. Not always! Just... perhaps more than 50% of the time. A little more. 52%, perhaps! And Stede has begun to learn when to listen to him

And so, after a deep, steadying breath, he wraps his arms around Izzy and rolls them.

Izzy gasps, startled. Stede, his muscular forearms braced on either side of Izzy's head, smiles down at him. It's the sort of smug look that Izzy would love to wipe off his face. Izzy takes Stede's face between his hands and pulls him into a kiss. There, Izzy thinks, that'll show the bastard. Stede kisses him back, warm and soft, smelling of lavender and mint

Stede pulls away and Izzy, to his unending horror, whimpers, chasing Stede's mouth with his. Stede, damn him, laughs affectionately. He kisses Izzy again, lazily, and then pulls away again, kissing the side of Izzy's mouth, his cheeks and eyelids and forehead and Izzy wants to tell him to get on with it, not to waste any more time with this nonsense. Instead, he tilts his head back, eyes closed, mouth opening in silent pleasure as Stede kisses him.
Izzy moans as Stede turns his attention to the sharp line of his jaw, kissing and nibbling his way along it, the feel of it striking like lightning all the way down to Izzy's cunt. Stede's lips press into the sensitive skin behind Izzy's ear and his head falls to the side, tension draining from his body. All he can do is make breathy little sounds as Stede moves down his throat, pausing over his pulse point, sucking and biting lightly as Izzy hisses.

He arches up into Stede's touch. His cunt pulses, hot between his legs.

"Fuck, Stede," he gasps, breaking off in a whine as Stede unbuttons his vest, his shirt, kissing every piece of skin as he exposes it.

Stede tosses both to the floor in a heap. He kisses his way across the firm flesh of Izzy's chest, running a hand teasingly through the soft grey and black hair that curls there. A glint of silver catches his eye as he bends toward Izzy's nipple.

A delicate silver barbell pierces it, much like the fine gold hoops he's grown used to on Ed. He wonders if they have the same effect on Izzy. He swirls his tongue over the nipple, catching the barbell and twisting it gently. Izzy clutches at the back of his head, moaning, hips pressing up to grind against Stede's thigh. He hisses, pained, and Stede pulls away.

"Oh, bugger, Izzy, I'm sorry," he says, eyes wide. Izzy catches his hands, holding onto him.

"It's fine, Bonnet, don't be so fucking wet," Izzy snarls, well aware of the irony given the slick mess Bonnet's made of his cunt. Stede looks at him with such stupid, useless concern. Against his better judgment, Izzy's expression softens. "Stede, I'm hurt, but it's fine, alright? Just fuck my ass instead."

Stede, bizarrely, looks scandalized--given what Izzy knows about Ed's preferences, it's certainly not the first time Stede's heard those words.

Stede's expression shifts. For an instant, he looks almost sad, but that makes even less sense than him still being shocked at the idea of fucking a man in the ass. Izzy feels nervous all of a sudden, exposed and uncertain of what exactly Stede sees.

And then Stede smiles again.

"I have something else in mind," he says, the cheeky fucker. "If you'll indulge me."

He kisses his way across Izzy's belly, only just beginning to regain its soft curve.

Izzy stares down at him, not sure what Stede's planning. Each brush of his fingers and lips sends pleasure shooting through Izzy's cunt. He pants, chest rising and falling, as Stede undoes his trousers and gently peels them off, discarding them and his boots in the same pile as Izzy's shirt and vest. He kisses his way down the still-too-sharp jut of Izzy's hipbone. He pauses for just a moment to look up at Izzy, smiling impishly. Impishly! The twat.

"You made me feel very good indeed earlier," Stede says, pleased when his voice doesn't shake. "I'd like to return the favour."

He presses a kiss to the softest skin of Izzy's thigh, the joint where it meets his cunt and Izzy gasps, hands reaching down to tangle in Stede's hair. His cunt looks swollen still, bruising half-healed, but when Stede presses a gentle kiss to it, Izzy's hands tighten reflexively, pulling him in closer. Stede does it again.

Izzy moans, his head falling back, as Stede slowly traces his tongue up the slit of Izzy's cunt, tasting the wetness there like Izzy's seen him taste exotic fruit. Izzy breathes in short, sharp gasps, hands flexing and relaxing in Stede's hair almost as though it were a pair of reins. Stede licks his way up Izzy's cunt again, a meandering line, catching the lips in his mouth and sucking gently. He catches Izzy's thighs in his hands, pushing them wider.
Izzy can only make garbled, incoherent sounds by the time Stede licks a broad arc over his little cock, red and straining in the curling salt and pepper hair above his cunt. Stede does it again, swirling his tongue around it, exploring teasing, as Izzy's little noises grow more and more desperate. As Izzy begins to whimper, Stede draws in a breath and sweeps his tongue over it again, sucking lightly. He does it over and over again, rhythm not faltering.
The pleasure rolling through Izzy in waves builds like a tsunami now, back arching, toes curling, body bowstring taught as Stede licks and sucks and then it crashes over him. Izzy comes with a strangled cry, body shaking and writhing, hips bucking as Stede works him through it until he finally pushes his head away. Stede crawls back up, looking even smugger than before, again leaving Izzy no choice but to kiss that stupid look off the twat's face.

He moans as he tastes himself on Stede's lips, an aftershock running through his body, hips bucking into the air again and...

"Hey! Open up, hijo de puta, we know you're in there! You've got ten seconds before I kick this fucking door down and use it to fucking beat you to death!"

"Oh," Stede says, eyes widening, "shit."

Jim pounds on the door again, rattling it in its frame. The chair braced under the knob shakes but doesn't fall.

"Abre esta maldita puerta!" Jim shouts. There's a thump lower down as though they've kicked the door, and the sound of them cursing more quietly at their aching foot.

"Uh. Just a moment!" Stede calls. "Everything, uh, everything's fine! No need to overreact!"

"You listen to me, cabrón," Jim shouts.

"I'm gonna react however the fuck I want and if you don't open this fucking door the only thing that's gonna be over is your miserable fucking life!"

The door rattles again. Stede jumps to his feet, looks around the room desperately. Izzy's clothes are rumpled on the floor and, as the chair under the doorknob shakes again, the odds of him being convincingly dressed by the time Jim breaks the door down seem... Not good. Stede squeezes his hands together

Well. He'll just have to protect Izzy's modesty some other way. The door shakes in its frame again and, for a relatively small person, Stede reflects, Jim really is terrifyingly strong. He turns back to Izzy.

Izzy has pushed himself back into the corner. He stares at the door like a trapped fox looks at an approaching hound.

"Izzy?" Stede says quietly. He sits back down on the bed. Izzy glances at him, then looks back to the door, breathing hard.

"Izzy, darling, I'm going to wrap the comforter around you, alright?" Stede says. He pulls the crumpled comforter off the bed. Izzy startles a bit when Stede wraps it around him like a cloak, but then leans into it, clutching it around him. Stede holds him for a moment, stroking his shoulders, his hair.

"Ten seconds, cabrón," Jim shouts. "Ten! Nine! Eight--"

"Shut up, Jim!"

Stede's voice is sharp, piercing even--the sound of it startles him.

Jim's voice cuts off, shocked into silence.

"Give me a bloody moment!" Stede yells. He fiddles with the blanket around Izzy's shoulders, covering him all the way from his neck to his feet. He kisses Izzy's face, his hands. Izzy stares at him, baffled. The silence is tense. Finally, after one last kiss to Izzy's forehead, Stede stands, straightens his shirt and strides over to the door. He pulls the chair out from beneath the knob and opens it.

Izzy huddles on the bed, blanket wrapped tight around his shoulders. He can still feel the soft press of Stede's lips against his forehead, kissing him like, like something precious. Like a lover. Fucking absurd. Of course that ridiculous bastard would try to comfort him, try to make him feel like this isn't entirely his fucking fault. And now Izzy can't even get off this fucking bed to defend his captain, can't even process what's happening, really.

He hears shouting, pounding on the door, his heart hammering in his ears so fucking loud he can't even hear who's yelling, or what about.

Hornigold wants him back.

That thought repeats in his head, over and over, drowning everything else out. He wants to get up and fight at least, but his limbs have turned to lead and god shitting damn it, he fought just fine earlier. He shivers, naked under the comforter. He hates how vulnerable it makes him feel.

He watches, wide eyed, as Stede opens the door--it opens inward, obscuring Izzy's view of what lies beyond. All he sees is the glint of steel as someone points a knife at Stede's throat.

*

"Ah." Stede stares cross-eyed at Jim's blade. "Right. That's. Well, I can't say I blame you under the circumstances but I... I rather wonder if we might, um, talk about this?"

His voice rises to a squeak as Jim's blade presses in just firmly enough to pierce flesh.

A tiny pearl of blood rolls down from the tiny wound to the collar of Stede's shirt. Well, he reflects, it was rather badly in need of cleaning anyway. Jim's eyes narrow, focused. They step forward and Stede steps back, hands raised.

"Where is he?" Their voice is a nearly unrecognizable growl. He opens his mouth to reply.

"Wait!" Izzy stands by the side of the bed, swaying on his feet. "Don't hurt him, please. I'll go with you. I won't fight, I swear"

Jim's hand falters for just a second--Stede, with a lack of self preservation remarkable even for him, shoves their knife away, feeling it scrape across his throat as he snaps, "Oh, stop it!"

He grabs them by the arm and in one fluid--or, well, mostly fluid, he has to admit as he stumbles a bit, nearly tripping over his own feet--pulls them into the room and slams the door behind them. A litany of angry Spanish pours out of them as he locks it.

@IzzysNplPiercin izzyyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭😭

Also I know Jim means well but honestly I'm Lowkey happy they're gonna have to deal with their actions are triggering to Izzy, too.

@IzzysNplPiercin So so good. They all need to take a step back and maybe give Izzy a little agency.
@IzzysNplPiercin oh no 😭💔 there's so much to be sad about here 
@IzzysNplPiercin 10 days of catching up to read! 
@Ehna650 things have HAPPENED
@IzzysNplPiercin rubbing my hands together in excitement 
@IzzysNplPiercin awwwww, good job Stede. Gold star. It doesn't help the *overall* situation, but in this one little portion of the whole mess, good job.
@Dinosaur_with_a_Juicebox he's trying! He's an idiot but he's trying so hard!
@IzzysNplPiercin izzy gets an orgasm, stede kinda helps the situation, and jim is still out there trying to protect izzy. I have cake and I get to eat it too!?! Thanks nips!

@Ehna650 I am here to feed you only the highest quality cake*

*Deranged porn from the depths of my psyche

@IzzysNplPiercin Jim I know you're super protective of izzy right now and I love you for it but please realize you're adding to his stress 😭
@treesofgreen they're definitely gonna need a minute to get out of panic mode
@IzzysNplPiercin Well. Their timing could have been worse. Also, good for you Stede.
@waywardaf exactly at least izzy got an orgasm out of it before they arrived to do a murder!
@IzzysNplPiercin Jim I know you mean well but let these men have a BIT of afterglow!
@IzzysNplPiercin
Jim, I love you, but not fucking now my dude!!!!
@MentallyDevastated honestly their timing is pretty much always spectacular

@IzzysNplPiercin holy fucking ass cracker, Stede. That was honestly beautiful. Jim I love you but after everything that old man's been through can't you give him five minutes to relish the afterglow of what might be the only really pleasurable sexual experience in his adult life?

I love the mental image of Jim beating them to death with a door though XDXDXD

@Dinosaur_with_a_Juicebox Jim may or may not feel bad later, for now they know only STAB and possibly BEAT WITH DOOR
@IzzysNplPiercin that's honestly fair, considering they were monitoring Izzy explicitly so he didn't just FUCKING disappear again after the last time, the inconsiderate fucking twat.
@Dinosaur_with_a_Juicebox literally they were not going to let him out of their sight and then all this shit and NOW Stede FUCKING Bonnet is fucking FUCKING him???
@IzzysNplPiercin nonsense, he's not *fucking* him, he's *sucking* him. There's a difference.
@Dinosaur_with_a_Juicebox this is a key distinction that Jim may very well not be in the best position to make at the moment

@IzzysNplPiercin that's honestly fair.

I feel like you should be made aware that this fic keeps me checking my mastodon app daily. Sometimes multiple times a day. There's not much I still check the ruins of the bird soup for, so you're single handedly enforcing my matriculation to this app. I hope you're proud of yourself (^_^)

@Dinosaur_with_a_Juicebox omg incredible, I've been moving away from the other one too and this has been my way of keeping myself engaged on this side--we're doing it! We're doing the elephant one!!
@IzzysNplPiercin standing ovation for stede! Jim, please, give them a minute 
@treesofgreen Jim has been looking EVERYWHERE and now they find them in a fucking MOTEL??
@IzzysNplPiercin
Yes, please show Izzy so much tenderness it destroys him!!! 💜💜💜😈😈😈
@MentallyDevastated Izzy is like this is unprecedented, seems ridiculous, ugh stupid fucking Bonnet, oh no I seem to be coming my brains out