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myrmepropagandistThe Great Squid People used to ride the gleaming white chalk roads in great glass globes of water pulled by teams of clattering crabs.
But then the deers took over, a Dark Age came when the roads were covered with grass.
Dr Ro Smith@futurebird so it is written in the ancient murals.
Utility Nerd@futurebird Everything changed when the Fiat nation attacked.
Aviva Gary@futurebird Okay cool... but also this pic is amazing
John Mark 
☑️@futurebird I love this picture :)
MagsLHalliday@futurebird I mean, it is a slice of the 303 so…seems legit.
MostlyTato@futurebird
I have never seen such a perfectly proportioned archaeological section 😉
I have never seen such a perfectly proportioned archaeological section 😉
Eric@futurebird I love that early deer recognized the need for road trip snacks and found an elegant solution.
viq
Tom 🇨🇦@futurebird
Fortunately, the archers looked after that problem
Fortunately, the archers looked after that problem
KT controls miniature worlds
doublejay@futurebird but in the end we all got lambos
Tanys Foster@futurebird a perfectly valid interpretation imo
John Hayden@futurebird
Paging @SarahMackAttack :
[email protected] - The Great Squid People used to ride the gleaming white chalk roads in great glass globes of water pulled by teams of clattering crabs.
But then the deers took over, a Dark Age came when the roads were covered with grass.
Ursidinoj/The Bjornsdottirs@futurebird "A modern road" should read "modern 'A' road". An A-road is a type of road in Britain which is of national importance but does not usually have the restrictions on foot and cycle traffic of a motorway (A(M) roads have these restrictions, as motorways).
D. G. MarshallOh, deer!
Rob@futurebird just be careful of the section of the A303 where they took the slice, as there's now a dirty great pothole.
Noel Kelly"The A303 highway that passes only 165 meters (541 feet) from the south side of Stonehenge...
lolonurse@futurebird
I love your primal story! 😁
I love your primal story! 😁
aethervision@futurebird You’re really kraken me up with the squid people jokes.
MikeKThose who have travelled the A303 know that it often takes geological time to traverse it.
HistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴Very poetic :)
Daniel Schwarz@futurebird This.is.great! Thank you for sharing & - way more - thank you for commenting it! Matching song: We did’ em our ways.
Peter Bloem@futurebird The deer sadly perished when a great bronze arrow was shot backward through time so that the age of Man may begin.
Cyber Yuki@futurebird joke aside I had never seen this before. It's so cool 😲
Solace-10@futurebird The darkest timeline :(
holly hoppet 
@futurebird history is so wonderful 
Coding Cottagecore Bogwitch@futurebird about five years ago I was stuck in a traffic jam on a section of the A303 - it's famous for summer traffic jams - with deep, thick woodland either side of the road.
I glanced left and was surprised to see a small herd of wild deer, stags with impressive antlers, sitting down in the forest as close to the edge of it they could be, relaxing in the summer afternoon heat and lazily watching the slowly-crawling traffic
JoJaSciPoVery picturesque stretch!
About 30 years ago I found a dead kestrel by the side of the A303 and took it home.
It was the first bird I reduced to a skeleton. I put it in a plastic box the would allow insects in, and hung it near the exhaust of my central heating as it was late autumn.
It had a ring on it, and I reported it to the RSPB. Still got the skeleton! And the flight feathers.
Json Doh@futurebird How curious! I always thought deer wouldn't need roads. Ask Rudolph.
kira :3@futurebird im gonna take a bite of the road cake