PugJesusAug 8, 2023

God hated Shrek for being alive

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Show threadjabib (he/him)Aug 8, 2023
TIL Shrek was a book?
Show threadLinkOpensChest.wavAug 8, 2023
It was! Sadly, this page is altered. The book is wild, but not this wild.
Show threadFaceDeer
IIRC, the page where Shrek eats lightning is also modified.
Aug 8, 2023 at 5:45amWeb
Show threadkommanditbolagAug 8, 2023
Though he does breathe fire.
Show threadLinkOpensChest.wavAug 8, 2023
Yes, and in that case I don’t even know why they bothered, since the original is just as unhinged in its own way.
Show threadWahotsAug 8, 2023
Where was this book written? Does “hot knob” refer to his head or his dick? Hahah