I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

https://lemmy.world/post/2777265

I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe. - Lemmy.world

Or an insanely cute one. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of cute tiny bears. Like something between an actual bear and a tardigrade.

May I remind you, they also come in giant size.

I could deal with cat size bears
Ok but what about dachshund sized worms?
I’m ready to ditch imperial for this dachshund-based measuring system. And I do not even use imperial.