Flying SquidI do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.
db2The Spice Drops Must Flow
Sour-Hulud
Sugar-hulud
Bless the Maker and His sweetness. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
I must not get diabeetus.
Diabeetus is the mind-killer.
Diabeetus is the little death that brings foot amputations.
I will face my insulin injection.
I will let it pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the test strip to see my blood-sugar.
Where the diabeetus has gone there will be nothing.
Only Wilford Brimley will remain.
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ivanafterallAvoid the waters near Sweden while in the gummyverse, just trust me.
Or an insanely cute one. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of cute tiny bears. Like something between an actual bear and a tardigrade.
May I remind you, they also come in giant size.
I could deal with cat size bears
ubermeisterswe call those “racoons”
Trash pandas bears
VindictiveJudgeI would not be surprised if cat sized bears are less dangerous than cat sized cats.
Ok but what about dachshund sized worms?
AkasazhI’m ready to ditch imperial for this dachshund-based measuring system. And I do not even use imperial.
the gum is the worm, the worm is the gum.
maybe they are gummy waterbears (aka: tardigrades, space fleas, bear animalcule)
Baby Shoggoth [she/her]add sour patch kids and swedish fish into the mix and it gets even weirder
MinnesotaGoddamnah tuna are fuckin huge
my dudes these are the only bears we can catch
cybericOkay but the pizzas tho
Okay now think about the 4ft long gummy snakes
You ever seen tremors?
cRazi_man
UristIt’s weird that the documentary never mentioned the giant worms. Conspiracy?
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Gummy bears are actually tardigrades
Can we spare a to think about this?
26 lbs gummy?! RIP your digestive system!
Or…
Buy a pack of regular gummy bears, put them in a jar and force them to watch their god being slowly devoured over the course of a year.
thanks for reminding us how stupid those units are.
Yep, just avoid the gummiverse
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_galactoseImagine Dune worms except they're gummy worms
StalinIsMaiWaifuSo spice is just sugar?
Spliffman1My grandmother is gummy when she takes her teeth out