Mastodawn

My flight at gate 404 is delayed because... the plane isn't there.

I am not making this up.

@mattdm You could try going to gate 403, but I bet they won’t let you on!

@endareth @mattdm Or go to gate 406 and say that this is unacceptable.

@itorres @mattdm It should be at 307, if you’re quick!

@endareth @mattdm Don’t talk me about gate 307. The last time I was there I asked for a coffee and they sent me to gate 418.

@itorres @mattdm Maybe at gate 501? Or haven’t they built that one yet?

@endareth @mattdm It wasn’t ready so they sent the people from 501 and some 300 gates to gate 413. Guess what happened.

@itorres @mattdm Sod it—just go to gate 101 and catch a train.