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Matthew Miller
Aug 6, 2023
My flight at gate 404 is delayed because... the plane isn't there.
I am not making this up.
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Endareth
Aug 6, 2023
@mattdm
You could try going to gate 403, but I bet they won’t let you on!
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itorres
Aug 6, 2023
@endareth
@mattdm
Or go to gate 406 and say that this is unacceptable.
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@mattdm
It should be at 307, if you’re quick!
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itorres
Aug 6, 2023
@endareth
@mattdm
Don’t talk me about gate 307. The last time I was there I asked for a coffee and they sent me to gate 418.
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Endareth
Aug 6, 2023
@itorres
@mattdm
Maybe at gate 501? Or haven’t they built that one yet?
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itorres
Aug 6, 2023
@endareth
@mattdm
It wasn’t ready so they sent the people from 501 and some 300 gates to gate 413. Guess what happened.
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Endareth
Aug 6, 2023
@itorres
@mattdm
Sod it—just go to gate 101 and catch a train.
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