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@sachee this would be fun

If he would keep his word

@sachee back when the shit hit the fan, I posted a thread with some of your tweets in Tumblr and ended getting quite a bunch of traction (over 600 replies and quotes)... Sharing it here just in case you want to take a peek:
https://www.tumblr.com/jv/724886905842532352/we-stan-a-queen-source?source=share
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We stan a queen [source]

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@_jv_ omg thank you for sharing!

sometimes it's hard to see past all of the shitty comments so it means a lot to see such nice responses ❤️

@sachee well, if there is any community that was furiously anti Musk even before the entire Twitter meltdown, that's Tumblr. Basically, your way to handle him makes you a local hero there 😁
@sachee please please take him up on this

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Oh, sure! Cause the scumbag who won’t pay his rent, bricked customers who complained about exaggerated reliability and safety of his shitty luxury cars, built a monstrosity of a display on the roof of the building he isn’t paying rent on, without landlords approval or permits, overpaid for a social media app, then proceeded to systematically both make it toxic and destroy it, etc is such a beacon of trust and honesty.

FUCK YOU, ELON MUSK! Or should I say, Jacob Wohl with more money.

@sachee this is a money laundering scheme

Change my mind ☕

@sachee Trying to remember the law around unilateral offer to contract and acceptance 🧐

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The irony of it…

@sachee This is about as likely to happen as checks notes every other grandiose promise he's ever made.
@sachee It’s obvious that the deadbeat wouldn’t actually commit a lot of money to this cause, but there are plenty of cowardly managers out there. Exposing his “legal threat” as an empty one would be a public service.
@sachee did he fund the legal bill??
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Didn't he publicly fire employees for correcting him on the site he bought?

@sachee @designatednerd There’s a language so common among charlatans (and we know about a few of them, don’t we?) that’s real easy to see who’s legit and who’s full of BS.

How is he going to fund this “unlimited” legal fund? Selling Tesla shares? Or perhaps with a hypothetical uncle Tim’s AppStore discount?

Oh yeah, I forgot. Funding secured. He always has funds, except to pay the people that need it most.