TafferAug 6, 2023

I made my guardian look like Jesus and it makes scenes with him the funniest things in the world

https://lemmy.world/post/2740035

I made my guardian look like Jesus and it makes scenes with him the funniest things in the world - Lemmy.world

That line hits a lot differently when it’s being said by Jesus Christ wearing a suit of armor.

Show threaddiprount_tomatoAug 6, 2023

If he is supposed to be Jesus why isn’t he blonde?

Show threadGutless2615
Jesus was block, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying to you about 9/11.
Aug 6, 2023 at 8:21amWeb
Show threaddiprount_tomatoAug 6, 2023
Nice argument. Unfortunately, I’m inside your walls
Show threadNazAug 6, 2023

hits wall with a sledgehammer

about 5 million centipedes pour out

“Oh, so that’s what they meant”

Show threaddiprount_tomatoAug 6, 2023
Yes, I am a shapeshifting skinwalker. How did you know?
Show threadNythosAug 6, 2023
What’s that even from because I’ve heard it in a PeelingFlesh album and nowhere else
PEELINGFLESH - SLAMAHOLICS MIXTAPE [OFFICIAL EP STREAM] (2021) SW EXCLUSIVE

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Show threadGutless2615Aug 6, 2023
The Boondocks animated cartoon, season 1 episode 1. youtu.be/uwOq8zB-ido
Jesus Was Black-The Boondocks

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