I made my guardian look like Jesus and it makes scenes with him the funniest things in the world

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I made my guardian look like Jesus and it makes scenes with him the funniest things in the world - Lemmy.world

That line hits a lot differently when it’s being said by Jesus Christ wearing a suit of armor.

If he is supposed to be Jesus why isn’t he blonde?

Jesus was block, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying to you about 9/11.
Nice argument. Unfortunately, I’m inside your walls

hits wall with a sledgehammer

about 5 million centipedes pour out

“Oh, so that’s what they meant”

Yes, I am a shapeshifting skinwalker. How did you know?
What’s that even from because I’ve heard it in a PeelingFlesh album and nowhere else
PEELINGFLESH - SLAMAHOLICS MIXTAPE [OFFICIAL EP STREAM] (2021) SW EXCLUSIVE

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The Boondocks animated cartoon, season 1 episode 1. youtu.be/uwOq8zB-ido
Jesus Was Black-The Boondocks

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Lol my guardian looks similar, more half elf and hair is different colors slightly at the part. Good stuff.

You’ve inspired me.

Historically accurate Jesus no less
I specifically chose a shredded body type cos it was funnier lmao
This is going to make the beginning of act 3 really awkward
I’m just about to finish act 1 so I cannot wait to find out what you mean by this
Let’s just say the King of the Jews will soon be known as The Emperor.
Unsurprising considering that armor, I’m sure I’m going to be sobbing from laughter.
Just got to act 3, this was the perfect comment to set my expectations.
I’m the only one who made my guardian an E-thot?