This is hilarious: a website that reads tech giants’ terms of service to soothe you to sleep

https://www.zzzuckerberg.com/

Legal Lullabies

Soothing white noice made with Instagram's and TikTok's terms of services.

@blueberry haha this is brilliant 

@blueberry I love ToS treatments like these! Just recently I have flicked through my copy of the iTunes Terms and Conditions graphic novel by R. Sikoryak and enjoyed it very much 😂

https://www.rsikoryak.com/masterpiece-comics-1

Copy of Masterpiece Comics — R. SIKORYAK

R. SIKORYAK
@blueberry This is hilarious 😂
@blueberry I love how the TOS text darkens to black as you scroll 
@michaelofstjoseph yeah so if you’re following along then you can fall asleep with it 😁

@blueberry

Amazing that a human reads the terms, and reads them well, interpreting them as one would a story. They could have had a text-to-voice reader do the work, but no. This is art.

@patrickgillam completely agreed, I’m very impressed by the dedication
@blueberry That’s brilliant. 
@meduz the creators are absolute geniuses
@gcluley One for Carole here surely... https://www.zzzuckerberg.com/
Legal Lullabies

Soothing white noice made with Instagram's and TikTok's terms of services.

@blueberry how would the voice talent ever read it for the recording and not fall asleep themselves?

@blueberry

Thanks. Now I finally know the true meaning of #tldr is The Lazy Data & Research. Great project, and more subversive than just #CountingSheep.

@OskarImKeller yeah definitely doesn’t stand for anything else. Yeah, counting sheep never worked for me but maybe this will
@blueberry
Disappointed that they only have Instagram and Tik Tok versions. I hope they add Facebook, Threads, etc. soon
@doug I’d imagine those 2 would be almost identical to Instagram’s
@blueberry I am worried it would give me nightmares 😂
@blueberry Ja do tego polecam wtyczkę przeglądarkową Terms&Conditions: Didn't Read.