On an alternate earth where cannibalism is the norm, handshakes are what you get at Dairy Queen
This toot was inspired by @afl
@adhdeanasl
Cannibalism is the best way to get ahead in life.
@adhdeanasl took me a minute..
@Farah that just means you’re not quite as depraved as some of us.
@adhdeanasl and Five Guys has never been more aptly named?
@MintSpies Kudos for being a divergent thinker; all my Five Guys jokes are about porn
@adhdeanasl That brings new meaning to the phrase "Shake that booty".