my main complaint about parenthood is: if i go to bed just totally fucking wrecked, like, completely exhausted — that should count as working out
@helvetica My main complaint is that sleep isn’t transitive, if the baby sleeps I should also feel well-rested
@helvetica it is soooo strange to have no recovery time post-child
@helvetica Also “I’m completely wrecked. I get a break, right? Right?”
@helvetica By that rule I definitely got in a good workout today
@helvetica it gets better 🫂
@_benui it’s great! i just feel like it should be getting counted as a workout here
@helvetica Kinda like in high school where band counted as a PE credit. Those first few years should confer the parenting equivalent of a purple heart.
@helvetica If you end up staring at the wall like a zombie, remember to put your cooldown workout on first.