Joanne Fisher
Moose Jolly Holcomb@Jedigirl then the peanut died, was reincarnated as a different peanut, and quickly resumed his place selling his own kind. Which yeah can't get much more capitalist than that.
Ostrich@ReverendMoose @Jedigirl Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe Jr. grew from the grave of Mr. Peanut after being watered by the Kool Aid Man's tears, so he is properly the child of Mr. Peanut given the way peanuts reproduce.
So we're talking about a hereditary title, which is so much worse.