On Monday, my wife will drive through the new ten-foot gate and fence surrounding her school where they will fire live rounds so teachers will know what real gunfire sounds like as they learn to apply tourniquets to children.

We feel so free.

@SethRudy I remain bemused at the idea that parents would actually send their children to somewhere so dangerous as an American school.
@TimWardCam what is the alternative
@SethRudy The way the rest of the world does it?
@TimWardCam yeah I get that, I meant like…on Monday when my kid has to go to school